yeah I saw him like 2 (maybe 3?) weeks ago at a fucking carl's jr. Dude was MAD flaccid. never worked at the place but a sick idea came to mind. i noticed he ordered a jalepeno burger with xtra special sauce so i told one of the dumb ass employees (kid mustve been 16 at the most lmfao) to let me dress into his uniform and serve him his burger. slipped the dumb kid a 50 and he just threw his clothes off right there lmfao. went into the bathroom to change into that nasty ass uniform (shit was as sweaty as bare balls in a saudi desert) then jerked off right into his sandwich to give him his extra special sauce lmao. went right up to his table, gave him the burger, and said 'order up bitch' and watched him gobble up that whole sandwich. the freak literally ate that shit in like less than 30 seconds flat!!!! was some loose brady shit you know what i mean. went up to the tiger himself and saw his bare boner. gave him a friendly jerk as a trophy and walked the fuck out of the store with a completely new outlook on life.
other than that he's pretty gay actually lmfao lmfAO
For SOME weird reason, I just don't believe this actually happened.
You a black, darkness midnight motherfucker, Aaron.